The Stuffed Stocking | Fair Isle Christmas Tree Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear Size:4X These pants look like a

These pants look like a sweater so beautiful that your Great Aunt Lydia could have knit it herself

This is more a responsibility to look good and live loud

Maybe a to-do list or two

They feel kinda like

The Stuffed Stocking | Fair Isle Christmas Tree Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear Size:4X These pants look like aSure, a real Christmas tree is neat and all. No two are the same and they smell marvelous. But, you have to water them constantly, their prickly lil needles fall off constantly, my cat won't get out of it and then they eventually die which serves as a constant reminder that life is fleeting and no one gets out of this world alive. So I prefer artificial trees and I'll light a mf holiday candle and call it a day. And the icing on the cake? Wearing