Fart Ninja - Unisex Sweatshirt dogs Buzzing the tower is optional

Buzzing the tower is optional but telling everyone your pattern is full is a lifestyle

Opening in the mid-twentieth century

Shoplifting a guitar from a blind man who never misses is a bold life choice

A vintage cartoon king wearing a crown and holding a bowling ball stands against a large black "K

Fart Ninja - Unisex Sweatshirt dogs Buzzing the tower is optionalNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters