I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jh A decorative gold chain graphic

A decorative gold chain graphic and a golden-yellow bicycle illustration sit beside distressed white block text reading "WHAT BIKE

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A grey winged star emblem with a centered fighter jet silhouette sits at the top

A cartoon nutcracker in a red military uniform with gold shoulder trim

I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jh A decorative gold chain graphicBleeding is just a scheduling conflict Blain can't accommodate, because Ol' Painless needs both hands and full attention. Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette. Inspired by Predator. The Details: High contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest, gripping an M134 minigun, rendered in muted skin tones and white. Distressed white stencil text below reads "I