I'm on a Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Naming a roller rink "The

Naming a roller rink "The Coliseum" and putting columns on it is the most aggressively Midwestern act of ambition ever committed to architecture

A smoking shotgun in his right hand trails white smoke curling upward from the barrel

Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut-style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water

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I'm on a Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Naming a roller rink "TheDeclaring your exact location on your chest with lowercase punctuation is the energy of a man who peaked emotionally on a rented pontoon in 2009. That period at the end carries more closure than most therapists provide in a decade. The Details: Distressed white lowercase bubble text reads "i'm on a boat." with a period. A rectangular graphic illustration of a cyan and blue water surface with dark outlined ripples and wave patterns sits below the text.