Check Out My Junk - Unisex Hoodie delaware Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS" above three small stars flanked by decorative dots and lines

a green werewolf head with red eyes

Precision engineering applied to wordplay was inevitable

White geometric post illustration rises at center with orange and yellow flame accents

Check Out My Junk - Unisex Hoodie delaware Arched distressed white text readsPlausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan