Kreese's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_ws A cartoon brown sloth with

A cartoon brown sloth with a white face hangs from a green-leafed branch with both hands

Bold white block text below reads "REKALL" above smaller condensed white capitals reading "FOR THE MEMORY OF A LIFETIME

Side effects include self-awareness

orbital ring

Kreese's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_ws A cartoon brown sloth withMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow